Congratulations Quotes
460 Congratulations quotes by 378 unique authors
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Congratulations, you've just been promoted!
— Christopher Paolini
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Jesus Christ knew he was God. So wake up and find out eventually who you really are. In our culture, of course, they’ll say you’re…
— Alan Watts
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Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever.
— Patrick Rothfuss
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Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant/Success in Circuit lies...
— Emily Dickinson
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Congratulations, love. You traded up. Does he treat you well?' 'He's a teddy bear,' I said. Teddy bear looked like he was suffering from murder…
— Ilona Andrews
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I know it's late, but could you find a book for me? It's called The Slavs: Study of Pagan Tradition by Osvintsev." Barabas sighed dramatically.…
— Ilona Andrews
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I told Augustus the broad outline of my miracle: diagnosed with Stage IV thyroid cancer when I was thirteen. (I didn’t tell him that the…
— John Green
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It wasn't a kiss, human, so don't get excited." She sputtered in outrage. "I don't know what putting your lips on someone else's mouth means…
— Larissa Ione
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Congratulations. Your official super-nerd badge is in the mail.
— Rachel Vincent
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Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday.
— James Patterson
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Congratulations! You're a woman. Now die.
— John Green
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If you’re listening to this, congratulations! You survived Doomsday. I’d like to apologize straightaway for any inconvenience the end of the world may have caused…
— Rick Riordan
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Sadie Kane here. If you're listening to this, congratulations, you survived doomsday.
— Rick Riordan
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I do not know two finer people and could not imagine better news. May your lives together be happy and long. Congratulations, brother.
— Cassandra Clare
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....called to give you the good news. I asked our daughter to marry me and she accepted. Congratulations, I will officially your son-in-law. Now, do…
— Jeaniene Frost
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I have failed many times, and that's why I am a success.
— Michael Jordan
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If anyone's under a spell, Justina, it's me. Your daughter put one on me five years ago, and I haven't broken free of it yet.…
— Jeaniene Frost
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget…
— Bill Watterson
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Congratulations," he said, his voice dry. "You finally managed to find a woman as tragically noble as yourself. I didn't think one existed." "I'm not…
— Ilona Andrews
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It occurred to Dr. Lecter in the moment that with all his knowledge and intrusion, he could never entirely predict her, or own her at…
— Thomas Harris
Who Wrote These Congratulations Quotes
378 authors contributed a total of 460 Congratulations Quotes, led by these top contributors: