Conceited Quotes

164 quotes by 124 authors

I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the… — Sarah Silverman
That is an editor. He is trying to think of a word. He props his feet on a chair, which is the editor's way; then… — Mark Twain
Almost all theological thought is anthropocentric and I just cannot buy into the anthropocentric ideology. Basically we're a bunch of conceited apes. — Paul Watson
Some people have read a few Marxist books and think themselves quite learned but what they have read has not penetrated, has not struck root… — Mao Zedong
I'd be conceited if I said I could, but I'd be lying if I said I couldn't. — Rocky Marciano
People think that I'm conceited, and I'm not a nice person. — Slick Rick
I'm too conceited for therapy. — Glen Duncan
Wearing spectacles makes men conceited, because spectacles raise them to a degree of sensual perfection which is far above the power of their own nature. — Johann Peter Eckermann
If there is one thing that will make a man peculiarly and insufferable self-conceited, it is to have his stomach behave itself, the first day… — Mark Twain
It may seem to your conceited to suppose that you can do anything important toward improving the lot of mankind. But this is a fallacy.… — Bertrand Russell
If you think you are not conceited, it means you are very conceited indeed. — C.S. Lewis
Anyone must be mainly ignorant or thoughtless, who is surprised at everything he sees; or wonderfully conceited who expects everything to conform to his standard… — William Hazlitt
[The play] is like to be a very conceited scurvy one, in plain English. — Ben Jonson
Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air,… — Erich Fromm
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them. — Galileo Galilei
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful. — Benjamin Disraeli
I've never been a conceited person or cocky, never felt boastful, but I always had a sense of self-worth; I always had a real sense… — Will Ferrell
A person wrapped up in himself makes a small package. — Harry Emerson Fosdick
A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing. — Alexander Hamilton
We can bear to be deprived of everything but our self-conceit. — William Hazlitt

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