Comical Quotes

62 quotes by 55 authors

The look Anthony shot at his sister was so comically malevolent Simon nearly laughed. He managed to restrain himself, but mostly just because he was… — Julia Quinn
Home is a place in the mind. When it is empty, it frets. It is fretful with memory, faces and places and times gone by.… — Maeve Brennan
-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful." -"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander
What is the world coming to, with these modern women? A man can't tell them what to do. — Tessa Dare
What irritated her most was that they kept brushing off her arguments with patronizing smiles, making her feel like a teenager being quizzed on her… — Steig Larsson
It seems to me that very sad things always contain an element of the comical — Haruki Murakami
Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you thatâ€¦ Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world. And we laugh, we laugh, with… — Samuel Beckett
Assumptions are unopened windows that foolish birds fly into, and their broken bodies are evidence gathered too late. — Bryan Davis
As Kylie buried her head on the camp leader's shoulder, she heard Burnett scold, "I thought I told you to wait at the camp." Kylie… — C.C. Hunter
This book had two authors, and they were both the same person. — Terry Pratchett
Boxing is always serious. Nothing comical or funny about boxing. — Juan Manuel Marquez
My films are comical films. They are made to laugh at. They are comical - and scientifically correct. — Isabella Rossellini
You have to remember all the time that there is a comical side to everything. — Wislawa Szymborska
Sometimes I rant, in a comical way, about how the gods give with one hand and take with the other. — Sue Townsend
I hope you like butter, cause your ass is toast!! — Sebastiano
It was comical because you're at a firing range, all these people are so seriously shooting their little guns. — Ryan Reynolds
That awkward moment when you're trapped in the corner of your shower because cold water is running. — Unknown Author
This summer time in England has been like a dreaded one-night stand... Not very hot, extremely wet and gone before you know it. — Ryan Swain
I haven't had sex in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin. — Ryan Swain
Funny how things turn out, I have swallowed one of the nevers I once prematurely declared. Well its a lesson learned, though in such a… — Trinity Chasara

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