Comic Quotes

777 quotes by 558 authors

The comic book [is] the marijuana of the nursery, the bane of the bassinet, the horror of the home, the curse of the kids and… — John Mason Brown
Dante didn't work out, and then we found Ryan. He worked at a comic, record and toy store in Fremont. — Brody Armstrong
And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face. — Rowan Atkinson
Writing this book feels like a completely different activity from writing my comic strip because it's about real life. I feel like I'm using a… — Alison Bechdel
I'm a Sit Down Stand Up Comedian, whatever the hell that is. Maybe a writer with a short attention span and one broken crayon. — Rock Cowles
If there is no God wouldn't you want to know? If you wore a big heavy parachute 24/7 for years in case you ever had… — Rock Cowles
Comic Sans walked into a bar. The bartender frowned and said, We don't serve your type here. — Green Monk
I brought samples in, because I didn't have any comic book samples, and I brought all these illustrations that I had influenced by Norman Rockwell… — Dan DeCarlo
We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief. We can't decide which film to parody at the moment. Any ideas welcome, but not… — Dawn French
The comic page is dying; I didn't want to go with it. — Berke Breathed
I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist. — Dick Gregory
I'm sort of the comic relief after a hard day at work. My message is that it's OK to relax. — Larry King
We probably put about four or five comic books out a year and probably about two or three art books and various trade paperbacks -… — Glenn Danzig
Since it's based on my parents, it's more emotionally close to me than some of my more surreal plays. And then I like the balance… — Christopher Durang
I've grown tremendously as an actor by being there. It is comic writing the likes of which I don't know that I'll ever see again… — Matt LeBlanc
I'm a schoolteacher. That's even worse than being an intellectual. Schoolteachers are not only comic, they're often cold and hungry in this richest land on… — Joseph L Mankiewicz
We're kind of the comic relief of this movie because most of the stories are very dark. And that's why these plays were so great,… — Caroline Dhavernas
My work looks like a comic book in form, but it's not a typical comic book in content. I write autobiographical stuff. — Harvey Pekar
No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them. — Chris Morris
Anyway, in the mid 80's I was spending a fortune buying old Golden Age books from the late 30's and 40's and I was making… — Bill Mumy

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