Comedy Central Quotes

19 quotes by 17 authors

People know me. I'm not going to produce any cartwheels out there. I'm not going to belong on Comedy Central. I'll always be a tennis… — Pete Sampras
It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're… — Trey Parker
It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central, and they've been good to me. — Daniel Tosh
I came home in the afternoon to sleep, and there was this e-mail from Comedy Central saying they were interested in having me be part… — Lev Yilmaz
I don't think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the 'Comedy Central Roasts' for a while, and I always… — Whitney Cummings
I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up. — Downtown Julie Brown
The one that was most fun was That's My Bush; the part that I did for Comedy Central. That was a hoot. That was more… — Timothy Bottoms
I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn't include someone the size of the Hindenburg. — Dick Cavett
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias
The Comedy Central CDs combined with the TV specials are what led to my stuff being traded and passed around, and a lot more people… — Mike Birbiglia
In some sense, Comedy Central has made their audience into comedy connoisseurs. — Mike Birbiglia
Basically, I was always very interested in comedy, but I was much more sort of academic. And then, after college, loaded with my art history… — Jessi Klein
Diplomats willing to sit for an interview usually prefer the terra firma of CNN over the whoopee cushion of Comedy Central. — Kevin Bleyer
Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were… — Mo Rocca
There was so long from when we did the pilot and then when the show was eventually picked up by Comedy Central - and, in… — Thomas Lennon
I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography. — Kathy Griffin
Bars sound like I'm under oath nigga. I comedy central roast niggas and turn 'em to ghost niggas. — Drake
Who needs Comedy Central when you have the infomercial channels! — Ramandeep Singh

Who Wrote These Comedy Central Quotes

17 authors contributed a total of 19 Comedy Central Quotes as follows: