Comedy Central Quotes
19 quotes by 17 authors
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People know me. I'm not going to produce any cartwheels out there. I'm not going to belong on Comedy Central. I'll always be a tennis…
— Pete Sampras
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It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're…
— Trey Parker
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It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central, and they've been good to me.
— Daniel Tosh
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I came home in the afternoon to sleep, and there was this e-mail from Comedy Central saying they were interested in having me be part…
— Lev Yilmaz
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I don't think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the 'Comedy Central Roasts' for a while, and I always…
— Whitney Cummings
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I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.
— Downtown Julie Brown
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The one that was most fun was That's My Bush; the part that I did for Comedy Central. That was a hoot. That was more…
— Timothy Bottoms
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I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn't include someone the size of the Hindenburg.
— Dick Cavett
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I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.
— Gabriel Iglesias
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The Comedy Central CDs combined with the TV specials are what led to my stuff being traded and passed around, and a lot more people…
— Mike Birbiglia
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In some sense, Comedy Central has made their audience into comedy connoisseurs.
— Mike Birbiglia
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Basically, I was always very interested in comedy, but I was much more sort of academic. And then, after college, loaded with my art history…
— Jessi Klein
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Diplomats willing to sit for an interview usually prefer the terra firma of CNN over the whoopee cushion of Comedy Central.
— Kevin Bleyer
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Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were…
— Mo Rocca
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There was so long from when we did the pilot and then when the show was eventually picked up by Comedy Central - and, in…
— Thomas Lennon
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I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.
— Kathy Griffin
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Bars sound like I'm under oath nigga. I comedy central roast niggas and turn 'em to ghost niggas.
— Drake
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Who needs Comedy Central when you have the infomercial channels!
— Ramandeep Singh
Who Wrote These Comedy Central Quotes
17 authors contributed a total of 19 Comedy Central Quotes as follows: