Coconuts Quotes

56 quotes by 51 authors

Coconut oil is the healthiest oil on earth, — Bruce Fife
150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. — Jim Carrey
I developed a passion for the Middle Ages the same way some people develop a passion for coconuts. — Umberto Eco
Samuel Beckett's 'Waiting for Godot,' billed as 'the laugh sensation of two continents,' made its American debut at the Coconut Grove Playhouse, in Miami, Florida,… — John Lahr
The only time I feel at ease is swinging up and down in a coconut tree. — Ray Davies
I'm just taking care of myself: Eating less, exercising more, drinking a lot of coconut water. — Jennie Garth
I get stoned, I can't get home, I'm calling long distance on a public saxophone. My head is achin', my back is breakin', feel I… — Jimi Hendrix
I have a coconut oil stick, which I use for everything - on my eye lids to make them shinier, on my lips, and on… — Georgia May Jagger
The cyclone ends. The sun returns; the lofty coconut trees lift up their plumes again; man does likewise. The great anguish is over; joy has… — Paul Gauguin
The single greatest invention man ever conceived in the dollar bill, because I don't want to know the conversion rate for coconuts. — John Smith
Snooki is a bestselling author? Huh? What? I don't know if I should dumb down my book, shoot myself or find a publisher who'll settle… — Geoffrey Hill
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree. — Henny Youngman
If you take 12 waters from the coconut - not the ones you buy in the store, although that's good - but the fresh coconuts,… — Dick Gregory
Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk. — Dick Gregory
The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk. — Dustin Hoffman
I'll admit that I do quite like drinks that come in coconut shells. So there's always that. — Danica McKellar
I am a believer in nutrient timing and supplementation, through 8Zone. I love eggs, apples, wild fish, leafy greens, brown rice, pasta, oatmeal, home grown… — Apolo Ohno
I drink a lot of coconut water. It balances out all the other toxic stuff I put into my body. — Rihanna
My mother was very strong. Once, she picked up a coconut and smashed it against my father's head. It taught me about women defending themselves… — Alice Walker
I believe it was Shakespeare, or possibly Howard Cosell, who first observed that marriage is very much like a birthday candle, in that 'the flames… — Dave Barry

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