Clouseau Quotes
- Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious) — Peter Sellers
- You'll catch your death of cold. Clouseau: Yes, yes I probably will but . . . its all part of life's rich pageantry, you kneau. — Peter Sellers
- When I was a practicing alcoholic, I was unbelievable. One side effect was immense suspicion: I'd come off tour like Inspector Clouseau on acid. 'Where's… — Ozzy Osbourne
- Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought… — Peter Sellers
- François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind. — Peter Sellers