Cleaner Quotes

152 quotes by 141 authors

Drop the 'The' Just 'Facebook.' It's cleaner -Sean Parker — The Social Network
Cause Ive been leaning on the bar. Looking cleaner than the star. — Dirty Money
Even though it's wetter, and it feels much better, youll feel much cleaner, with a wrapped up wiener. — Zach Taylor
Blood is thicker than water, but water is cleaner. — SNucelli
Yeah, and Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner! -Buffy Gilmore — Scary Movie
I can't even go to the dry cleaner by myself anymore. You're seen in public with anybody that you might not even know, and you're… — Jessica Biel
Hard Times Are Like a Washing Machine. They Twist, Turn and Knock Us Around, But In The End we Come Out Cleaner, Brighter and Better… — Pacifiersucker
You and my old vacuum cleaner have a lot in common. You both suck and are completely useless to me. — Lily Armas
Problems are like washing machines. They twist us, spin us and knock us around. But we come out cleaner, brighter & better than before. — Ritu Ghatourey
Your mother bore you For 9 months , She watched her feet Swell, she struggled to Climb stairs, She got breathless quick, She bore excruciating… — Uday Chandra Shekara
The difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer is, if the cleaner loses your suit he pays you, but if the lawyer loses your… — Nikhil Saluja
Just took a massive dump on a vacuum cleaner. Your move, Bieber. — Nikhil Saluja

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