Classic Insult Quotes
- He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and that was wrong. — Benjamin Disraeli
- Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. — Oscar Wilde
- He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. — Oscar Wilde
- He has Van Gogh's ear for music. — Billy Wilder
- If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised. — Dorothy Parker
- That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them. — Dorothy Parker
- A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.' That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether… — Benjamin Disraeli
- She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. — Dorothy Parker
- Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? — Mark Twain