Church Mouse Quotes
- Where's Barack Obama when Christmas references are being erased from civic calendars? Is he crying out in defense of religious liberty and our First Amendment?… — Chuck Norris
- I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse,… — Rowan Atkinson
- If you were to look back at me as a school kid you'd see a very quiet little church mouse kind of character. — John Lydon
- Many people seeing me first time think, I am rich. In fact I am poor like a church mouse. My Birth Chart is proof for… — Florya99