Chrissakes Quotes
- Concussion? How the hell can they tell? They're *football* players, for chrissakes! — Dennis Miller
- Oh, God. The Sixties are coming back. Well I've got a 12-gauge double-barreled duck gun chambered for three-inch Magnum shells. And - speaking strictly for… — P.J. O'Rourke
- People saying, 'Life didn't turn out the way I wanted it to.' Welcome to the club. I wanted to be the starting center-fielder for the… — Denis Leary