Chris Christie Quotes
- Chris Christie has been saying for a long time he's not interested in running. The media is trying to create a story by sucking Chris… — Herman Cain
- What kind of tyrant punishes everyone just to get back at the few he's mad at? I mean, besides Chris Christie. — Bill Maher
- Charles Manson loved the Beatles but didn’t understand them. Governor Chris Christie loves Bruce Springsteen but doesn’t understand him. And Paul Ryan is clueless about… — Tom Morello
- Chris Christie won by such a wide margin that pundits say this will give him the impetus he needs to run for president. And he's… — Jay Leno
- Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad — Denis Leary
- I don’t like to badmouth people. But I’m the head of a monarchy that began in the ninth century, and I’m apparently more modern than… — Queen Elizabeth II
- Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. — Kinky Friedman
- Republicans are having trouble luring Gov. Chris Christie into the presidential race. They should try pie. — David Letterman
- There's a turkey shortage. Are you aware of that fact? There's also a gravy shortage. It's up to $4 a gallon. Governor Chris Christie wants… — David Letterman
- A new survey indicates that Obama supporters love iPhones. So if you have an iPhone, chances are you are going to be supporting President Obama.… — David Letterman
- If Mitt Romney is vanilla, Chris Christie is three hefty scoops of Rocky Road topped with whipped cream, Red Bull, and gravel. — Ron Fournier
- President Obama has created at least three jobs that I know of - Bob McDonnell, Chris Christie, and Scott Brown. — Newt Gingrich