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Chris Webby has 33 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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We rollin trees and smokin la la la la la. Another weed song from me. Burning more trees than Cheech Chong.
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I'm stompin in with my boots on, Rollin to the diner with my half off coupon, Fuck, I been burnin since I…
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My grass stay fresh cut, sticky icky wet stuff, put it in the next dutch, But last time I had a checkup,…
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Chillin on Saturn, cruisin in the XR, Everyday I got the best bars, And the best weed same color as Reptar.
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Yes, we stay lightin up the purple, In my own entourage smoking like Turtle, Fuck all the commercials, they all straight lies,…
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Stay high, seeing from my birds eye view, I walk into a room and everybody starts sniffin, Like, oh my God, I…
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We lightin ganja ganja, every day we burn dutchies, And then we stay around more trees than Fern Gully, I earn money,…
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I rip like a beast when I hit the beats, But it's just weed when they say I'm equipped with heat, please,…
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