Chip Quotes

213 quotes by 197 authors

Brandon McCaw is undefeated in all the poker games on Android Market. His wins are 547,854,357,864 wins and 0 losses. He has all the evidence… — Brandon McCaw
My greatest regret? Well, she knows who she is...if I could change one thing about myself, it would be to lose the bimbo attractor chip… — Kid Rock
When you don't have the hardware resources, you have to take advantage of what you have inside the chip. — Steve Wozniak
I can't believe Chip dumped me for that slut, Nancy Branson. You know, I'm taking him back. I don't care how much he begs. — Rachel Green
Animal rights group PETA is urging Ben and Jerry's to replace the milk they use in their ice cream with human breast milk. After which,… — Seth Meyers
We can never hope to be rid of that which we constantly place before us. ----copyright 2013 Chip Deaton — Chip Deaton
Picking the right person for you is like picking the right brand of potato chip. Sure, a Lay is nice to have every now and… — Laura S
I have a problem which practically the most brilliant professors couldn't solve. I have a ancient gem which most thief's lack to attempt to rob.… — Kenneth Melvin Jr
I looked into the mirror and realized. I'm me. Every little crack. Every chip. Every dent. Every little mistakes. I don't need to try so… — _iloveyou_
I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and… — Ramandeep Singh
That awkward moment when you want to take a potato chip and someone is in the way... — Hassana Raddahi
Insecure girls go after the taken guys, the guys their friends like, the off limits ex boyfriends of their friends, or any guy that gives… — Jazmin Garcia
Never let raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies be the reason you have trust issues. — Levita Charin

Who Wrote These Chip Quotes

197 authors contributed a total of 213 Chip Quotes, led by these top contributors: