Cheesecake Quotes

40 quotes by 33 authors

Why do only the awful things become fads? I thought. Eye-rolling and Barbie and bread pudding. Why never chocolate cheesecake or thinking for yourself? — Connie Willis
What was she thinking? Tarnished Silver? Brother. He probably practiced that smoldering look in the mirror so all women within a mile would fall over… — Catherine Anderson
Well, what did you have for lunch?â€ I snapped. â€œSurely thatâ€™s not top secret superhero information.â€ â€œSteak with mashed potatoes and a side salad,â€ Striker… — Jennifer Estep
Death is something you cannot escape, such as death, or a cheesecake that has curdled, both of which always turn up sooner later. — Daniel Handler
Meghan pushed her chocolate cheesecake across the table to me. I hadnâ€™t gotten paid yet for November, so I had only ordered coffee. â€œHere,â€ she… — E. Lockhart
Ice cubes likely sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than attractive models in cheesecake poses. The inconspicuous ice cubes often hide the invisible sell… — Wilson Bryan Key
I eat junk food, cheesecake, cheese, pizza - but just lower amounts of it. — JWoww
Like most struggling writers trying to get their scripts commissioned, I had to do something odd to pay the rent. So, aged 21, I started… — Nancy Meyers
Now, have I ever been tempted to break into a Krispy Kreme doughnut store in the middle of the night? Oh, yeah. God help us… — Mike Huckabee
Who knows how to make love stay? Tell love you are going to the Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a… — Tom Robbins
Okay, here it is, your choice... it's simple, her or me, and I'm sure she is really great. But Derek, I love you, in a… — Meredith Grey
People ask me if I am going on making cheesecake pictures now that I'm a star. My answer is that as long as there is… — Marilyn Monroe
Eating pumpkin cheesecake is like getting a blowjob from a vagina. — Green Monk
You do not send me to Brooklyn to get a cheesecake and then I come back and you're gone. — Brandy Norwood
On a diet but my pockets eating cheesecake. — Nicki Minaj
Forget barbie, f-ck Nicki, she's fake. She's on a diet but my pockets eating cheesecake. — Nicki Minaj
She is the one who makes everyone laugh, She is beautiful, and perfect in every way, She loves you and, and any guy would be… — Unknown Author
She is the one who makes everyone laugh, She is beautiful, and perfect in every way, She loves you and, and any guy would be… — Unknown Author
Hey cheesecake danny — Unknown Author
I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake! -Fat Amy — Pitch Perfect

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