Checkbook Quotes
- But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is diapers and lawnmowers,… — Donald Miller
- What grinds me the most is that we’re sending kids out into the world who don’t know how to balance a checkbook, don’t know how… — Chris Colfer
- The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. — Groucho Marx
- Millions of us track ourselves all the time. We step on a scale and record our weight. We balance a checkbook. We count calories. But… — Gary Wolf
- If you're not using your smile, you're like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook. — Les Giblin
- Wheres the best place for a man to put his checkbook? In his purse right next to his tampons. — Nikhil Saluja