Charmin Quotes
- You try to squeeze a little more Charmin in the pads when you face him. — Kevin Hodson
- I live in, literally, the same home when I was swiping my first bank card and wondering if I'd have to put back the Charmin.… — Rachael Ray
- I got these haters hot, like global warming. But I swang without warning get in your ass like that charmin. — Riff Raff