Chap Quotes

63 quotes by 57 authors

I remember watching Mel Gibson on some show once, and he was being asked about his belief in the afterlife. Gibson said: 'Well, I can't… — Hugh Laurie
Do you know what a soldier is, young man? He's the chap who makes it possible for civilized folk to despise war. — Allan Massie
I have no dog, but it must be Somewhere there's one belongs to me-- A little chap with wagging tail, And dark brown eyes that… — John Kendrick Bangs
I think itâ€™d be disgraceful if a chap wasnâ€™t allowed to have a bit of fun in Las Vegas. The real scandal would be if… — Boris Johnson
The bullet is a fool, the bayonet is a fine chap. — Alexander Suvorov
Gary Shaw says a lot of things without engaging his brain sometimes and it's a great shame, because he's not a bad chap actually. — Frank Warren
"Do you know," the Devil confided, "not even the best mathematicians on other planets - all far ahead of yours - have solved it? Why,… — Arthur Porges
They say people can think for themselves? Do you honestly believe that the chap who canâ€™t pass primary six knows the consequence of his choice… — Lee Kuan Yew
Pope Gelasius in his ninth letter (chap. 26) to the bishops of Lucania condemned the evil practice which had been introduced of women serving the… — Pope Benedict XIV
Whittle was an amazing chap. Tiny, stubborn, unstoppable - jet-propelled! It's amazing the impact his invention has had upon the world. — Adam Hart-Davis
I am not one of the people who believe that the main reason why a chap becomes a bookmaker is because he is too scared… — Noel Whitcomb
I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is foaming… — Chic Murray
A country scratching a lazy irritation at sagging doorjambs and late trains, whose greatest attribute is a collective, smelly tolerance, where a chap will put… — A. A. Gill
I like to think that my arrogance, impetuosity, impatience, selfishness and greed are the qualities that make me the lovable chap I am. — Richard Hammond
One of my contemporaries, a colorless chap who worked much harder at his law studies, is now Prime Minister. — Alex Cox
Boxing is fascinating. It's good for the soul to be made to feel clumsy. I swank around during the week thinking I'm a big cheese,… — Hugh Laurie
How hard it is to make an Englishman acknowledge that he is happy! Pendennis. Book ii. Chap. xxxi. — William Makepeace Thackeray
Epitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap a world of good after he is dead, especially if he had hard luck while he… — Mark Twain
GEOGRAPHER, n. A chap who can tell you offhand the difference between the outside of the world and the inside. — Ambrose Bierce
In those days I would go for an interview and find myself competing with this other chap who would always be younger and taller, and… — Edward G. Robinson

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