Changing Their Name Quotes
- Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard. — David Letterman
- The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as… — Jay Leno
- The Lingerie Football League is changing their name to Legends. No more lingerie. They will play in bra and panties instead. It's a sad day… — Rudy Espinoza