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Chance Quotes by Boris Johnson
- Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
- My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.
- I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
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