Caveman Quotes

31 quotes by 29 authors

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch. — Lee Trevino
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave and because… — Jack Handey
In Hollywood, I'm obese. I'm considered a fat actress. I eat like a caveman. I'll be the only actress who doesn't have anorexia rumours! I'm… — Jennifer Lawrence
We estimate that there are perhaps 20,000 prehistoric hunter-gatherers frozen up in those glaciers. Now, if they simply thaw and wander around, it's not a… — John Hodgman
The white youth of today have begun to react to the fact that the American Way of Life is a fossil of history. What do… — Eldridge Cleaver
I take drugs just because in the 20th century in a technological age living in the city there are certain drugs you have to take… — Lou Reed
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a… — Jack Handey
I've been portrayed as a caveman by some. That's not true. I'm a conservative progressive, and that means I think all men are equal, be… — Jesse Helms
The human failing I would most like to correct is aggression. It may have had survival advantage in caveman days, to get more food, territory… — Stephen Hawking
The mythos-over-logos argument points to the fact that each child is born as ignorant as any caveman. What keeps the world from reverting to the… — Robert M. Pirsig
What is being lost is the magic of the word. I am not an image person. Imagery belongs to another civilization: the caveman. Caveman couldn't… — Elie Wiesel
The same old caveman feeling-greed, envy, violence, and mutual hate, which along the way assumed respectable pseudonyms like class struggle, racial struggle, mass struggle, labor-union… — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
On the television planet, where men make up the tribe, the law of the caveman rules. So, for a woman coming from another world, without… — Cristina Saralegui
I tried the paleo diet, which is the caveman diet - lots of meat. And I tried the calorie restriction diet: The idea is that… — A. J. Jacobs
Men who have lost their conviction of what is good and what is bad find themselves without a sextant to check their position by. We… — John Dos Passos
I'm a bit of a caveman - I don't go out into the digital space very often. I lie facedown on the grass and count… — Dave Matthews
Fear may very well be a caveman fear of the predator, of the giant lizard chasing them - maybe that's what Steven Spielberg connects with… — Oliver Stone
She smiled then, an adorable, sweet smile that took his breath away. He forgot all about trying to maintain an air of civility. His inner… — Maya Banks
No, they would not be happy to take my place at your side, cara mia, because I would promptly end their lives in a most… — Christine Feehan
Well, let me tell you something, Caveman. You are here on account of one person. If it wasn't for that person, you wouldn't be here… — Louis Sachar

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