Catch Quotes

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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic. — Jack Handey
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn't designed to catch mice at all, but to protect little cheese "gems" from burglars. — Jack Handey
Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I… — Jack Handey
Every time I catch myself saying, "Oh no, you shouldn't try that," I think, "Yes, I should." — Erica Jong
A jump jockey has to throw his heart over the fence - and then go over and catch it. — Dick Francis
Relentlessly pursue perfection knowing we won't catch it, but in the process we'll achieve excellence. — Vince Lombardi
"It is essential to understand this point thoroughly: that the thing-in-itself, whether animal, vegetable, or mineral, is not only unknowable-it does not exist. This is… — Alan Watts
Be quick to do good. If you are slow, The mind, delighting in mischief, Will catch you. Turn away from mischief. Again and again, turn… — Gautama Buddha
Once I catch you in one lie, it makes me question everything you said. — Frank Ocean
There's a lot to do when you're a kid - spiders to catch, girls to poke in the eye - stuff to be getting on… — Alan Davies
Gentlemen, we are going to relentlessly chase perfection, knowing full well we will not catch it, because nothing is perfect. But we are going to… — Vince Lombardi
Dream big by setting yourself seemingly impossible challenges. You then have to catch up with them. — Richard Branson
A beautiful woman seductively dressed will never catch cold no matter how low-cut her gown. — Friedrich Nietzsche
Ripe vegetables were magic to me. Unharvested, the garden bristled with possibility. I would quicken at the sight of a ripe tomato, sounding its redness… — Michael Pollan
Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease. — Prince Philip
That`s instinct, you catch and you shoot. I`ve done it hundreds of thousands of times in my driveway. It`s what I`ve practiced. — John Paxson
You don't catch the knuckleball, you defend against it. — Joe Torre
Study as though you cannot catch up to it, and as though you fear you are going to lose it. — Confucius
Throwing a line out to sea To see if I can catch a dream — Ryan Ross
Like some cult religion that barely survives, there has always been at least one but rarely more than five or six devotees throwing the knuckleball… — Ron Luciano

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