Cat Food Quotes

11 quotes by 11 authors

• Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die. — Karl Pilkington
• If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had two lines: one… — Mark Mobius
• I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's because… — Jenny Eclair
• The early summer sky was the color of cat vomit. Of course, Tally thought, you’d have to feed your cat only salmon-flavored cat food for… — Scott Westerfeld
• Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks. — Chuck Palahniuk
• I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli? — Doug Coupland
• We waited until we perfected the dog food, and then we worked on the cat food. Even though it's not going through the roof the… — Dick Van Patten
• Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it… — Family Guy
• Niggas acting mushy like cat food. Niggas acting pussy like cats do. — Wiz Khalifa
• I just try to do things that I would like to see,to do stuff I would enjoy doing. Is it going to be a worthwhile… — Jay Baruchel
• Evanger's Dog and Cat food company has released a line of kosher food for pets. In this case kosher means that all of the food… — Seth Meyers

Who Wrote These Cat Food Quotes

11 authors contributed a total of 11 Cat Food Quotes as follows:

• 1 Cat Food Quote by Karl Pilkington
• 1 Cat Food Quote by Mark Mobius
• 1 Cat Food Quote by Jenny Eclair
• 1 Cat Food Quote by Scott Westerfeld
• 1 Cat Food Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
• 1 Cat Food Quote by Doug Coupland
• 1 Cat Food Quote by Dick Van Patten
• 1 Cat Food Quote by Family Guy
• 1 Cat Food Quote by Wiz Khalifa
• 1 Cat Food Quote by Jay Baruchel
• 1 Cat Food Quote by Seth Meyers