Car She Said Quotes
- I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In… — Henny Youngman
- I had just put the casket in the hearse and was watching it drive away, when a beautiful blond woman comes up and embraces me.… — Ryan O'Neal
- I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the… — Henry Youngman