Captain Morgan Quotes
- She likes a taste of Captain Morgan cigarettes so she adores them. She can get a little crazy sometimes. — A Rocket To The Moon
- Go 'it wasn't my fault, it was Captain Morgan!' And my wife goes 'Oh, like when Jose Cuervo made you ride the floor buffer?',and I… — Bill Engvall
- How am I going to spend Valentine`s Day? Naked, one the floor with a bottle of Captain Morgan in my hand, screaming Adele songs to… — Alisa Lynn