Cantaloupes Quotes
- For everyone who's a valedictorian, there's another 100 out there who weigh 130 pounds - and they've got calves the size of cantaloupes because they're… — Steve King
- Acting in 'Star Wars' I felt like a raisin in a giant fruit salad, and I didn't even know who the cantaloupes were. — Mark Hamill
- For every child of an illegal immigrant who's a valedictorian, there's another 100 out there who weigh 130 pounds and they've got calves the size… — Michael C. Burgess
- Everything is for the eye these days - TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs… — Fred Allen
- Only in a math problem can a person buy 60 cantaloupes and not be questioned. — Peanuts
- The Odd nigga with a spoon in your danimals. As hungry as a cannibal, trapped in a van of cantaloupes. — Earl Sweatshirt
- Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you — Nate