Cannibal Quotes

86 quotes by 72 authors

Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. — Herman Melville
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. — H. L. Mencken
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why,… — Will Rogers
Cannibals are devouring senators. — Arlen Specter
The Internet will win because it is relentless. Like a cannibal, it even turns on it own. Though early portals like Prodigy and AOL once… — John Sununu
Cannibals? Who is not a cannibal? I tell you it will be more tolerable for the Fejee that salted down a lean missionary in his… — Herman Melville
But if you're gonna dine with them cannibals Sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten . . . — Nick Cave
Grapes are juicy. Strawberries. Oranges. Good pork chops are succulent," said Dusty. "But the word isn't accurately descriptive of a person." Smiling with delight, Ahriman… — Dean Koontz
I met Pendragon when I made the journey to the far desert. He is from the tribe known as...as..." Loor was scrambling. Bokka didn't know… — D. J. MacHale
People are just cannibals unless they leave each other alone. — Doris Lessing
You simply don't get to be wise, mature, etc., unless you've been a raving cannibal for thirty years or so. — Doris Lessing
We cannibals must help these Christians. — Herman Melville
It's a common mistake for vacationing Americans to assume that everyone around them is French and therefore speaks no English whatsoever. [...] An experienced traveler… — David Sedaris
I Play Dodgeball with Cannibals (Chapter 2) — Rick Riordan
No. The moral of the story in so far as it has one is that cannibals can study logic, and that if you are going… — Nick Harkaway
Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a… — Cassandra Clare
This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the… — Jim Benton
He saw that science had become as great a hoax as religion, that nationalism was a farce, patriotism a fraud, education a form of leprosy,… — Henry Miller
Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you? — Nicholas Sparks
Coal, oil and gas are called fossil fuels, because they are mostly made of the fossil remains of beings from long ago. The chemical energy… — Carl Sagan

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