Calvin Quotes

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I am convinced with Plato , with St. Paul, with St. Augustine, with Calvin , and with Leibnitz, that this universe, and every smallest portion… — James Anthony Froude
Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont. — Clarence Darrow
I was Versace's muse, I was Valentino's muse, I was Alaia's muse, Lancetti's muse, Calvin Klein's, Halston's. I could go on and on. — Janice Dickinson
My grandmother was amazing. She completely believed in me and was very encouraging. She would go to the supermarket or the butcher or wherever and… — Marc Jacobs
Calvin was very clever. We did the pictures and made the commercial, and that really worked. — Kate Moss
If I had rolled along with the strip's popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20 years, the people now 'grieving' for 'Calvin… — Bill Watterson
CALVIN: As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight. — Bill Watterson
But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice! — Bill Watterson
Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It's obvious you haven't read any of the material. Our first president was not Chef Boy-Ar-Dee… — Bill Watterson
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member… — Bill Watterson
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate… — Bill Watterson
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It's me, Calvin! I was wondering if you'd like… — Bill Watterson
[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box! Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a… — Bill Watterson
Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must've hit a window. Calvin: Isn't it beautiful? It's so delicate. Sighhh... once it's too late, you appreciate… — Bill Watterson
CALVIN: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological… — Bill Watterson
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me! — Bill Watterson
CALVIN: When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and… — Bill Watterson
CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he… — Bill Watterson
CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien. — Bill Watterson
I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification. -Calvin — Bill Watterson

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