Californication Quotes
- Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat. — Hank Moody
- I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that. — Hank Moody
- Wine is fine but whisky's quicker. — Hank Moody
- Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off..... Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin'… — Hank Moody
- You looking for a dick punch? — Hank Moody
- Rehab is for Quitters. — Hank Moody
- Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I'm always the fucking asshole, and… — Hank Moody
- I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. While I'm down there it might be nice to see… — Hank Moody
- Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of this big naked man-baby rising up from the water like… — Hank Moody