Calculator Quotes

33 Calculator quotes by 31 unique authors

No Geologist worth anything is permanently bound to a desk or laboratory, but the charming notion that true science can only be based on unbiased… — Stephen Jay Gould
I can count all the lovers I've had on one hand...if I'm holding a calculator. — Sebastian Horsley
I've always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn't I? — Roald Dahl
People challenge my nerd cred all the time. I just show them the photo of me winning my middle-school science fair, wearing my Casio calculator… — Aisha Tyler
Age is a number, but life is your calculator. — Melchor Lim
Why is one simpler than two? It's lower, it's lonelier, but is it simpler? Each one of these conditions is about a thousand to one… — Dr Gregory House
An engineer without his calculator is just like a samurai without his sword.. — Unknown Author
The oarignil post: Gold, silver end lower; copper drops 5.6% Check Live Gold Prices Tags: copper price calculator, price of scrap copper, scrap copper calculator,… — Unknown Author
Brandon McCaw's Profile based on every system into one catagory. He got a 500 billion gamerscore based on every system in the world combined in… — Brandon McCaw
When I clear my calculator, I press the button at least five times just to be sure. — Tanya Bianco
Love is like a calculator, you use it from zero, but when you don't need it more, you make it zero again. — Giovani Anggasta
I'm not saying she's a slut. I'm saying she can count the people she's had sex with on 1 hand. If that hand was holding… — Pretty Ladii
Dear Parents, go buy a calculator and solve your own problems. I'm not a therapist. — Kevin McCarty

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31 authors contributed a total of 33 Calculator Quotes, led by these top contributors: