Caffeine Quotes

85 quotes by 78 authors

I love cranberry juice, but I'm not a coffee drinker - as a Mormon, I avoid caffeine. — Donny Osmond
Caffeine. The gateway drug. — Eddie Vedder
Stop," I said. "Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have great hair and a car that is most fly, and you have… — Christopher Moore
Anyone who doubts that caffeine is a drug should read some of the prose composed under its influence. — Anne Fadiman
By now, it is probably very late at night, and you have stayed up to read this book when you should have gone to sleep.… — Brandon Sanderson
Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or vitamin water. Hate champagne because thatâ€™s what… — Paris Hilton
This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in… — David Sedaris
Those fruity drinks better have a lot of caffeine in them or I'll never make it through World Issues. — Lisi Harrison
Rebus was eating breakfast in the canteen and wishing there was more caffeine in the coffee, or more coffee in the coffee come to that. — Ian Rankin
So I forcibly shove aside my prickles of pissed-off, which is easier than it sounds when millions of little sequined caffeine dancers are doing their… — Deb Caletti
Sugar and caffeine. My willpower crumbled. — Rick Riordan
Interesting choice," Sullivan said. He slid his gaze over to Paul, who was drumming his fingers on the table in a manic, caffeine-inspired way and… — Maggie Stiefvater
American coffee can be a pale solution served at a temperature of 100 degrees centigrade in plastic thermos cups, usually obligatory in railroad stations for… — Umberto Eco
I want vasopressin, washed caffeine, Jumpstart, ginkgo biloba, guarana, and any intelligence enhancer introduced in the last five years. — Warren Ellis
Drink it,â€ I told her. â€œItâ€™s good for what ails you. Caffeine and sugar. I donâ€™t drink it, so I ran over to your house… — Patricia Briggs
You can never have too much coffeeâ€, I said He turned and smiled at me. â€œYou think so, but the rest of us get a… — Laurell K. Hamilton
Usually she ordered a cup of coffee and a cup of tea, as well as a brownie, propping up her sadness with chocolate and caffeine… — Lorrie Moore
My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction. — Rosemary Clement-Moore
I still encourage anyone who feels at all compelled to write to do so. I just try to warn people who hope to get published… — Anne Lamott
Diet Coke does not contain nasty chemicals. It contains lovely and delicious carbonation, caffeine, and aspartame. What's unnatural about that? — Meg Cabot

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