Cactus Quotes

57 quotes by 52 authors

My dad is like a cactus - introverted and tough. I'm a people person, like my mom, but I got my competitiveness from my dad.… — Gary Vaynerchuk
Juno MacGuff: "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment. — Diablo Cody
She was elusive. She was today. She was tomorrow. She was the faintest scent of a cactus flower, the flitting shadow of an elf owl.… — Jerry Spinelli
It is only the story...that saves our progeny from blundering like blind beggars into the spikes of the cactus fence.The story is our escort;without it,we… — Chinua Achebe
Flailing and thrashing, Buttercup wept and tossed and paced and wept some more, and there have been three great cases of jealousy since David of… — William Goldman
The desert seems to be a brown wasteland of dry, prickly scrub whose only purpose is to serve as a setting for the majestic saguaros.… — Jerry Spinelli
Iâ€™m erased. Iâ€™m gone. Iâ€™m nothing. And then the world is free to flow into me like water into an empty bowlâ€¦. Andâ€¦ I see.… — Jerry Spinelli
Wilf: God bless the cactuses! The Doctor: That's cactI. Alien: And that's racist! — Russell T Davies
Even from far away, I could see people being chased by hellhounds, burned at the stake, forced to run naked through cactus patches or listen… — Rick Riordan
Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it. — Joyce Meyer
The name says it all. That's where Dad (Hades) tries out his new punishment ideas, but he says the traditional ones still work best: the… — Rick Riordan
John flung himself into a pseudo-karate stance, one hand poised behind him and one in front, posed like a cartoon cactus. I thought for an… — David Wong
You told us to leave you in the desert, because you planned to start a new life as cactus," Catarina said, her voice flat. "Then… — Cassandra Clare
Isnâ€™t that why you have that gun mounted on the front? Or is it for other reasons, because I wouldâ€™ve thought that a man with… — Ilona Andrews
I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to… — Ilona Andrews
The world is full of cactus, but we don't have to sit on it — Will Foley
Too much detail can bog down any story. Enough with the history of gunpowder, the geology of Hawaii, the processes of whaling, and cactus and… — Edward M. Lerner
I have learned the difference between a cactus and a caucus. On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside. — Mo Udall
In the middle ages, people took potions for their ailments. In the 19th century they took snake oil. Citizens of today's shiny, technological age are… — Charles Krauthammer
Staying in a bad relationship is like holding a cactus...the tighter you hold the more it hurts! — Ritu Ghatourey

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