Buttocks Quotes

31 quotes by 26 authors

Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks. — William Shakespeare
The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are… — Kenneth Tynan
One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that… — Dave Barry
I believe it is important to go on insisting that normality is not what we are exposed to. Honestly, among my acquaintances there is no… — Kate Winslet
It feels intensely twisted to see reigning industry queen Jenna Jameson chilling out at the Vivid booth in Jordaches and a latex bustier and to… — David Foster Wallace
You are not your buttocks. — Kaz Cooke
Some strong-willed children absolutely demand to be spanked, and their wishes should be granted. . . [T]wo or three stinging strokes on the legs or… — James Dobson
I paint a woman's big rounded buttocks so that I want to reach out and stroke the dimpled flesh. — Peter Paul Rubens
I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant… — Jack Handey
It's true that you need much time to get rid of the fat girl you once were, but you know I am sincerely grateful for… — Kate Winslet
Nothing makes my buttocks clench tighter and my teeth itch more than 'Full Time Mummy'. Full time mummy is not a job title. It is… — Katie Hopkins
Those running tights the young women wear now, so they look like spacewomen, raspberry red and electric green so tight they show every muscle right… — John Updike
The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and… — Germaine Greer
The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but… — Edward Dahlberg
Everyone detected with AIDS should be tattooed in the upper forearm, to protect common needle users, and on the buttock, to prevent the victimization of… — William F. Buckley, Jr.
Beauty for some provides escape, who gain a happiness in eyeing the gorgeous buttocks of the ape or Autumn sunsets exquisitely dying. — Langston Hughes
I should like to know which is worse: to be ravished a hundred times by pirates, and have a buttock cut off, and run the… — Voltaire
Ah well... wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay, letâ€™s go. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Donâ€™t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know! — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Danse Russe If I when my wife is sleeping and the baby and Kathleen are sleeping and the sun is a flame-white disc in silken… — William Carlos Williams

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