Bum Quotes

87 quotes by 74 authors

I read a newspaper article in May 1984 which predicted that syringes would one day be a major cause of the transmission of HIV. It… — Marc Koska
America, ever the narcissistic mother, prefers baby bumps to children and expectant mothers to full-fledged bum-and-nose-wiping ones. — Koren Zailckas
Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum. — Joe E. Lewis
My kid could get a bad X-ray and I could get a call from the doctor saying I have something growing in my bum and… — Tom Hanks
I slip from workaholic to bum real easy. — Matthew Broderick
Many a bum show has been saved by the flag. — George M. Cohan
As a cop, I dealt with every kind of bum and criminal. They all have more integrity than some Hollywood people. — Joseph Wambaugh
I thought I was going to be a bum the rest of my life. — Jean-Michel Basquiat
But then I hit my 20s and only made two albums, and now I live in a ski resort as a ski bum basically. — Vanessa Mae
I came out here with one suit and everybody said I looked like a bum. Twenty years later Marlon Brando came out with only a… — Humphrey Bogart
In Europe an actor is an artist. In Hollywood, if he isn't working, he's a bum. — Anthony Quinn
In England, I'm a horror movie director. In Germany, I'm a filmmaker. In the US, I'm a bum. — John Carpenter
Acting is the expression of a neurotic impulse. It's a bum's life. The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for… — Marlon Brando
I'm famous for my bottom dances, but you'll only see my bum and willy if you raise a million pounds within an hour. — Billy Connolly
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum… — Jack Handey
I'll moider da bum - when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare — Tony Galento
Whenever I make a bum decision, I go out and make another one — Harry S Truman
When I was very young and the urge to be someplace was on me, I was assured by mature people that maturity would cure this… — John Steinbeck
Society: Every girl is beautiful. Fat girls: Really? Skinny girls: Really? Curvy girls: Really? Scene girls: Really? Preppy girls: Really? Geeky Girls: Really? White girls:… — Harriet Morgan
I love you with all my bum. I would of said my heart but my bum is bigger — Fading_scars

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