Bugs Quotes

339 quotes by 283 authors

Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes its own software, can spot the… — Adam Gopnik
MRSA, which is a kind of super bug mutant, is killing 10,000 people a year in Britain — George Galloway
Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs. — Brian Kernighan
The fundamental problem with program maintenance is that fixing a defect has a substantial (20-50 percent) chance of introducing another. So the whole process is… — Fred Brooks
Testing is the process of comparing the invisible to the ambiguous, so as to avoid the unthinkable happening to the anonymous. — James Marcus Bach
A good threat is worth a thousand tests. — Boris Beizer
If you can't test it, don't build it. If you don't test it, rip it out. — Boris Beizer
Bugs lurk in corners and congregate at boundaries. — Boris Beizer
I find that writing unit tests actually increases my programming speed — Martin Fowler
With enough eyes, all bugs are shallow. — Eric S. Raymond
About 90 percent of the downtime comes from, at most, 10 percent of the defects. — Barry Boehm
Product quality has almost nothing to do with defects or their lack. — Tom DeMarco
There has never been an unexpectedly short debugging period in the history of computers. — Steven Levy
Right now I'm still only 25 and I don't think the maternal bug has hit me yet — Karrie Webb
Where there are two bugs, there is likely to be a third. — P. J. Plauger
When you're doing something you're passionate about, stress becomes a featurenot a bug. — Aaron Levie
Democrat flaks jump on this like ducks on a June-bug, and in the process themselves reproduce the sick militarism of this culture that automatically valorizes… — Stan Goff
The flowers never waste their sweetness on the desert air or, for that matter, on the jungle air. In fact, they waste it only when… — Joseph Wood Krutch
My reply is: the software has no known bugs, therefore it has not been updated. — Wietse Venema
One bug in an SMTP server can open up the whole machine for intrusion. — Wietse Venema

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