Brooms Quotes

68 quotes by 62 authors

Indeed, most magicians catch the bug as kids. My first audience was my family in Long Island. My first 'assistant' was my mother, whom I… — Criss Angel
Belief? What do I believe in? I believe in sun. In rock. In the dogma of the sun and the doctrine of the rock. I… — Edward Abbey
When I was a teenager, I was so dumb my mamma knocked me off the porch with a broom. You wish you had so good… — Deacon Jones
The person who sweeps the floor should choose the broom. — Howard Behar
Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just… — Will Smith
Too bad brooms can't really fly. Now if you miss the bus you can't just go in your room and fly to school with a… — Rupert Grint
Wouldn't the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes? — Nick Thune
The only man who makes money following the races is one who does it with a broom and shovel. — Elbert Hubbard
Sleep in my arms. Like a baby bird. Like a broom among brooms... in a broom closet. Like a tiny parrot. Like a whistle. Like… — Milan Kundera
He began to search among the infinite series of impressions which time had laid down, leaf upon leaf, fold upon fold softly, incessantly upon his… — Virginia Woolf
Some people are in charge of pens who shouldn't be in charge of brooms. — Graham Parker
Before getting to my mother's house, I would always think of her on the porch or even on the street, sweeping. She had a light… — Reinaldo Arenas
If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could… — Dylan Moran
A broom is drearily sweeping up the broken pieces of yesterday's life. — Jimi Hendrix
One can imagine the government's problem. This is all pretty magical stuff to them. If I were trying to terminate the operations of a witch… — John Perry Barlow
She comes by night, in fearsome flight, in garments black as pitch, the queen of doom upon her broom, the wild and wicked witch. — Jack Prelutsky
Generalizations, like brooms, ought not to stand in a corner forever; they ought to sweep as a matter of course. — John Lukacs
We cannot get from anyone else the things we need to fill the endless terrible need, not to be dissolved, not to sink back into… — Ellen Gilchrist
Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade. — Merlin Mann
After the hockey stick, Sardara Singh scores with the broom! A great effort by him towards a Swachh Bharat. — Narendra Modi

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