Broccoli Quotes
51 quotes by 47 authors
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I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm…
— George H. W. Bush
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Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.
— Bill Cosby
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If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli.
— Dominic Monaghan
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I'm President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli!
— George H. W. Bush
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My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt…
— Sarah Millican
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If Congress were to pass a 'flat' tax, you'd simply pay a fixed percentage of your income, and you wouldn't have to fill out any…
— Dave Barry
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You want to save more fish? Eat more broccoli.
— Barton Seaver
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Violet is the most soothing, tranquilizing and cooling color vibration. It encourages the healing of unbalanced mental conditions in people who are overly nervous or…
— Tae Yun Kim
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Choosing one thing over another doesn't necessarily mean we love the thing we choose. If given the choice to eat spinach or broccoli, you may…
— Matt Chandler
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The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts of plants have been employed…
— Charles Heiser
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John McEnroe has hair like badly turned broccoli.
— Clive James
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Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer. In truth, brand…
— Stephen Beaumont
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I'd love to give my girls a traditional Thanksgiving with turkey and all that jazz, but we've raised them to love Tuscan food so much…
— Debi Mazar
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I would follow my mother around the kitchen watching and trying to find any way to help. One of the first dishes my mother taught…
— Tracy Pollan
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It takes less land to grow a pound of broccoli than it does a pound of beef. Less land to grow a pound of grain…
— Ed Begley, Jr.
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Pizza certainly has its place in school meals, but equating it with broccoli, carrots and celery seriously undermines this nation's efforts to support children's health…
— Jared Polis
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The only way to get vegetables at a diner late night is to order the omelette. A feta cheese and broccoli omelette.
— Lisa Loeb
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By the Obama administration's reasoning, it would be constitutionally permissible to make Americans purchase nearly any product (broccoli, gym membership) that improved their health and…
— John Cornyn
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I can't even tolerate my own playing on electric keyboards. It's not about the musical ideas - the sound itself is toxic. It's like eating…
— Keith Jarrett
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There are truckloads of broccoli at this very minute descending on Washington. My family is divided. For the broccoli vote out there: Barbara loves broccoli.…
— George H. W. Bush
Who Wrote These Broccoli Quotes
47 authors contributed a total of 51 Broccoli Quotes, led by these top contributors: