Broccoli Quotes

51 quotes by 47 authors

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm… — George H. W. Bush
Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli. — Bill Cosby
If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli. — Dominic Monaghan
I'm President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli! — George H. W. Bush
My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt… — Sarah Millican
If Congress were to pass a 'flat' tax, you'd simply pay a fixed percentage of your income, and you wouldn't have to fill out any… — Dave Barry
You want to save more fish? Eat more broccoli. — Barton Seaver
Violet is the most soothing, tranquilizing and cooling color vibration. It encourages the healing of unbalanced mental conditions in people who are overly nervous or… — Tae Yun Kim
Choosing one thing over another doesn't necessarily mean we love the thing we choose. If given the choice to eat spinach or broccoli, you may… — Matt Chandler
The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts of plants have been employed… — Charles Heiser
John McEnroe has hair like badly turned broccoli. — Clive James
Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer. In truth, brand… — Stephen Beaumont
I'd love to give my girls a traditional Thanksgiving with turkey and all that jazz, but we've raised them to love Tuscan food so much… — Debi Mazar
I would follow my mother around the kitchen watching and trying to find any way to help. One of the first dishes my mother taught… — Tracy Pollan
It takes less land to grow a pound of broccoli than it does a pound of beef. Less land to grow a pound of grain… — Ed Begley, Jr.
Pizza certainly has its place in school meals, but equating it with broccoli, carrots and celery seriously undermines this nation's efforts to support children's health… — Jared Polis
The only way to get vegetables at a diner late night is to order the omelette. A feta cheese and broccoli omelette. — Lisa Loeb
By the Obama administration's reasoning, it would be constitutionally permissible to make Americans purchase nearly any product (broccoli, gym membership) that improved their health and… — John Cornyn
I can't even tolerate my own playing on electric keyboards. It's not about the musical ideas - the sound itself is toxic. It's like eating… — Keith Jarrett
There are truckloads of broccoli at this very minute descending on Washington. My family is divided. For the broccoli vote out there: Barbara loves broccoli.… — George H. W. Bush

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