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Brides Quotes by David Henry
- At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her blowjobs aren't half as…
- My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think that's cruel toward…
More Brides Quotes
- He took the bride about the neck and kissed her lips with such a clamorous smack that at the parting all the… — William Shakespeare
- When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: 'Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.' Luckily, it was a few… — Jo Brand
- That is ever the way. Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse. — James M. Barrie
- We got trapped in the limo during a thunderstorm on our way to the reception. The bride wanted to wait for the… — Julie Roberts
- It rained cats and dogs non-stop at this wedding. Later during the reception, the rain stopped as the sun was setting, and… — Julie Roberts
- The eternal God asks a favor of his bride: "Hold me close to your heart, close as locket or bracelet fits." No… — Henry Suso
- When you read that our heavenly home is similar to a bride, tell me, doesn't it make you want to go home. — Max Lucado
- Can there be anything more sad than a girl dying on the day of her first communion, in her new dress. A… — Georges Rodenbach