Breakfast Quotes

676 quotes by 565 authors

I didn't come this far to be breakfast. -Marlin — Finding Nemo
Breathes there a man with soul so dead, who never to his wife hath said, Breakfast be damned, come back to bed. — Ritu Ghatourey
I wonder what Soulja Boy ate for breakfast today...YOOOOUUUUUUUUU , Soulja Boy is a cannibal. — Ramandeep Singh
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor... Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day when… — Ritu Ghatourey
A girl will bring you breakfast in bed. A lady will be your breakfast in bed. — Nikhil Saluja
A girl gives you breakfast in bed. The woman gives you breakfast and head. — Nikhil Saluja
Never trust an Italian who don't like pasta as his breakfast. — Nikhil Saluja
The best breakfast burrito are always in the back of liquor stores! — Spencer Pratt
Serial dating: It's not just for breakfast anymore. — Laura S
Good morning is the breakfast for everybody, agree or no,so here come for my warm one this morning. Good morning. — Crosby Kwaw
My mum woke me up at 7am on a saturday and says dont wanna be late and I said late for WHAT?? and she reply… — Unknown Author
A good boyfriend is somebody who makes his gurl breakfast while shes sleeping, put rose petals down leading to the kitchen and spends time around… — Damian Coleman
A Teddy bear is a faithful friend You can pick him up at either end. His fur is the color of breakfast toast, And he's… — Ritu Ghatourey
I woke up this morning at 10 and sensed something was wrong. I went downstairs and found my wife face down on the kitchen floor,… — Nikhil Saluja
For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
Good night world if you wake up before me I'll have bacon and eggs with a side order of happiness for breakfast. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Who Wrote These Breakfast Quotes

565 authors contributed a total of 676 Breakfast Quotes, led by these top contributors: