Brain Damage Quotes

47 quotes by 40 authors

A boxing contest is a brain-damage contest. Who can give out more brain damage and who can absorb more of it? — Jonathan Gottschall
In an effort to civilize combat sports, authorities mandated padded gloves and instantly made the sports far more savage. Granted, putting gloves on the hands… — Jonathan Gottschall
Consciousness surely does not depend on language. Babies, many animals, and patients robbed of speech by brain damage are not insensate robots; they have reactions… — Steven Pinker
I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at… — Lisa Marie Presley
I don't think any drug that can cause brain damage, failing kidneys, hardening arteries, pain, and suffering should be made available. — Layne Staley
Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage. — Erma Bombeck
Which was worse: a friend with brain damage, or one who despised you? — Scott Westerfeld
Santa Monica's only walkable if death is no hurdle. The air's the wrong colour. People put sunglasses on their dogs. It's a hideous place where… — Warren Ellis
Let me tell you, though: being the smartest boy in the world wasnâ€™t easy. I didnâ€™t ask for this. I didnâ€™t want this. On the… — A. J. Jacobs
In this world, there is a fine line between enlightenment and brain damage. — Neal Shusterman
Brain damage is never a good idea, no matter what your friends say. — Ted Chiang
Writing poetry and reading books causes brain damage. — Pat Conroy
Sometimes a little brain damage can help. — George Carlin
If you want your tree to produce plenty o' fruit, you've got to cut it back from time to time. Same thing with your neural… — Tom Robbins
All Children Have Brain Damage! — Bill Cosby
Tally wondered if you could talk somebody out of their brain damage. — Scott Westerfeld
William: I just had the best idea ever. Let's give Maddox a ring. Paris: You mean propose to him? To grumpy ole Maddox? Willie, why… — Gena Showalter
Boxing is a glorious sport to watch and boxers are incredible, heroic athletes, but it's also, to be honest, a stupid game to play. Even… — Jay-Z
Emery cut in impatiantly, "For crying out loud. Who do you think you are, Nancy Drew?" Hey," I snapped, because no one sniped at my… — Rosemary Clement-Moore
Glad it was you and not me," Shane said, and offered Myrin a hand up. "Any brain damage?" "Since the bullet actually passed through his… — Rachel Caine

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