Brag Quotes

165 quotes by 136 authors

Beauty is nature's brag, and must be shown in courts, at feasts, and high solemnities, where most may wonder at the workmanship. — John Milton
I used to play ultimate Frisbee, and I just got a reputation for making popcorn at parties. I don't mean to brag on myself, but… — Bill Nye
The computer is my favourite invention. I feel lucky to be part of the global village. I don't mean to brag, but I'm so fast… — Yoko Ono
This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets - take the… — Patton Oswalt
I'm not one of those actors who romanticizes his trials working out and brags that he can bench press a panda now. — Ryan Reynolds
Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral… — Harry Shearer
The most accomplished way of using books is to serve them as some people do lords; learn their titles and then brag of their acquaintance. — Laurence Sterne
If I seem to boast more than is becoming, my excuse is that I brag for humanity rather than for myself. — Henry David Thoreau
The United States brags about its political system, but the President says one thing during the election, something else when he takes office, something else… — Deng Xiaoping
If indeed it's a race Then the chicks do the most It isn't a brag Or an estrogen boast It's the women who've led me… — Jamie Lee Curtis
Perhaps the less we have, the more we are required to brag. — John Steinbeck
I can't catch her by copying her, I can't draw her with a borrowed stencil. She is all the things a lover should be and… — Jeanette Winterson
People everywhere brag and whimper about the woes of their early years, but nothing can compare with the Irish version: the poverty; the shiftless loquacious… — Frank McCourt
The same wind that uproots trees makes the grass shine. The lordly wind loves the weakness and the lowness of grasses. Never brag of being… — Unknown Author
The man who must brag for himself knows that no one else will — Robin Hobb
Actually, itâ€™s my younger brother who has me ticked, but since you brought up the boyfriend thing, take my advice; Be the black widow. Find… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Remember something, if you will, about voting: Voting is not a horse race, you're not going there thinking "Gee, I gotta pick the winner so… — Jesse Ventura
Frankly, our ancestors don't seem much to brag about. I mean, look at the state they left us in, with the wars, the broken planet.… — Suzanne Collins
I'm arrogant, but not so much that I'd irresponsibly save someone just to brag about it — Yana Toboso
There used to be two kinds of kisses: First when girls were kissed and deserted; second, when they were engaged. Now there's a third kind,… — F. Scott Fitzgerald

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