Bowling Balls Quotes

7 quotes by 7 authors

• I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I… — Kirstie Alley
• Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. — Dave Barry
• There is a theorem that colloquially translates, You cannot comb the hair on a bowling ball. ... Clearly, none of these mathematicians had Afros, because… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
• If you go running, you put on sneakers. When you go bowling, you take your personal bowling balls with you. In much the same fashion,… — Jeffrey Katzenberg
• Whats the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and bowling balls are inanimate objects used in the… — She's_gone
• I'm just a rose in weeds, and I arose with reasons, to stay on this road I lead, till I leave with what I sold,… — Lupe Fiasco
• Women are like bowling balls. You pick them up, stick your fingers in them, throw them in the gutter, and they always come back for… — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Bowling Balls Quotes

7 authors contributed a total of 7 Bowling Balls Quotes as follows:

• 1 Bowling Balls Quote by Kirstie Alley
• 1 Bowling Balls Quote by Dave Barry
• 1 Bowling Balls Quote by Neil deGrasse Tyson
• 1 Bowling Balls Quote by Jeffrey Katzenberg
• 1 Bowling Balls Quote by She's_gone
• 1 Bowling Balls Quote by Lupe Fiasco
• 1 Bowling Balls Quote by Nikhil Saluja