Bombeck Quotes
- As far as my memory being reliable, at the risk of sounding like some sort of gorgeous two-headed monster with the voices of Dave Barry… — Julie Klausner
- My father was an electrical engineer who worked at Westinghouse in Pittsburgh. When I was growing up, my mother wrote humor columns for the local… — Jason Kilar
- When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left,… — Erma Bombeck