Boiled Quotes

121 quotes by 110 authors

So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God. So I tell… — Warren Ellis
Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto. — P.G. Wodehouse
Hey, thanks for stopping by," Howard said. "I'd offer you some tea and cookies, but all we have is boiled mole and artichokes. Plus, we… — Michael Grant
I saved a man's life once," said Granny. "Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of berry juice in it. Told him… — Terry Pratchett
Me. A bad boy. For eating boiled peanuts in the graveyard. Go figure. — Nicholas Sparks
I've heard that people stand in bad situations because a relationship like that gets turned up by degrees. It is said that a frog will… — Deb Caletti
I noticed the plants growing around me. Tall with leaves like arrowheads. Blossoms with three white petals. I knelt down in the water, my fingers… — Suzanne Collins
This whole effort to rebuild and stabilize a countryside is not without its disappointments and mistakes... What matter though these temporary growing pains when one… — Aldo Leopold
Jess:"Sasha? I need some tissue to pack my nose with." Sasha:"Is that hygienically sound?" Jess:"Sasha..." Sasha:"Fine, but if you get toxic shock up your nose,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Nothing changes instantaneously: in a gradually heating bathtub you'd be boiled to death before you knew it. — Margaret Atwood
Peter was, simply, what a person would look like if you boiled down the most raw emotions and filtered them of any social contract. If… — Jodi Picoult
Well," said Apollo with a brave smile. "You were right, my dear. You had everything under control! Let's go see if we boiled anyone important,… — Rick Riordan
You barbarians!' he yelled. 'I'll sue the council for every penny it's got! I'll have you hung, drawn and quartered! And whipped! And boiled...until...until...until...until you've… — Douglas Adams
If you throw a frog in a pot of boiling water, it will hop right out. But if you put that frog in a pot… — Stephenie Meyer
It turns out that Molly wasn't her mother's daughter in that respect. Charity was like the MacGuyver of the kitchen. She could whip up a… — Jim Butcher
And the whole Bush family, from Texas, should be boiled in poisoned oil. — Hunter S. Thompson
Soon they were all sitting on the rocky ledge, which was still warm, watching the sun go down into the lake. It was the most… — Enid Blyton
Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg! — Terry Pratchett
Dr. Everest, got up and gave us a little pep talk. Mostly it boiled down to the fact that it was autumn, and everyone was… — Maureen Johnson
Traditionally, our ancestors boiled mushrooms in water to make a soothing tea. Boiling served several purposes: killing contaminants, softening the flesh, and extracting the rich… — Paul Stamets

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