Bloke Quotes

49 quotes by 47 authors

Look, I've always been a confident bloke. I'm grateful to my mother for that. — Bryan Brown
I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight off to sleep. That's… — Len Goodman
What do we care, if the world is a joke? We'll give it a big kiss, we'll give it a poke. Death wears a big… — Elvis Costello
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a… — Tommy Cooper
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great,… — Tim Vine
I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk. — Rod Stewart
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. — Johnny Vegas
Gary Speed was honourable, trustworthy and a joy to manage. He was honest, he was a role model and he was a great bloke. An… — Howard Wilkinson
I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And… — P.G. Wodehouse
Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
That did it. I'd gone through a lot in the past few days. Everyone I met seemed to want a piece of me: djinn, magicians,… — Jonathan Stroud
Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes! — Louise Rennison
You need as much ballast as possible to stop you from floating away; you need people around you, things going on, otherwise life is like… — Nick Hornby
Thatâ€™s Narmer with the spoon,â€ I guessed. â€œAngry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal? — Rick Riordan
The thing is that I am a member of that sad, ever-dwindling minority... the child of an unbroken home. I have carried this albatross since… — Martin Amis
Where I come from," said Archie, "a bloke likes to get to know a girl before he marries her." "Where you come from it is… — Zadie Smith
No, look, there's a blue box. It's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. It can go anywhere in time and space… — Neil Gaiman
I think the most joyous thing in life is to loaf around and watch another bloke do a job of work. Look how popular are… — Dorothy L. Sayers
Why is there always one bloke in these boy bands who looks like he came to fix the boiler and somehow got bullied into joining… — John Connolly
I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over wearing heels, thatâ€™s… — Eddie Izzard

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