Bland Quotes

92 Bland quotes by 87 unique authors

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn… — George Carlin
Tell him what? Katâ€™s a raging nymphomaniac. (Kytara) Tara! (Kat) Oh, all right. Sheâ€™s so bland she makes plain toast look spicy. (Kytara) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
For Godâ€™s sake, let us be men not monkeys minding machines or sitting with our tails curled while the machine amuses us, the radio or… — D. H. Lawrence
We didn't think the library was funny looking in it's faux- Greek splendor, nor did we find the cuisine limited or bland, or the movies… — Audrey Niffenegger
Moderation? It's mediocrity, fear, and confusion in disguise. It's the devil's dilemma. It's neither doing nor not doing. It's the wobbling compromise that makes no… — Dan Millman
Gareth turned to Gregory. â€œYour sister will be safe with me,â€ he said. â€œI give you my vow.â€ â€œOh, I have no worries on that… — Julia Quinn
Hey, Volusian, you haven't been checking me out, have you?" He gave me his trademark bland stare. "I assure you, mistress, the only allure your… — Richelle Mead
He raised his brows. "You're drunk." "Am not!" He gave me a bland look. "A drunk's famous last words before they fall flat on their… — Unknown Author
It is difficult to find a reputable American historian who will acknowledge the crude fact that a Franklin Roosevelt, say, wanted to be President merely… — Gore Vidal
A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're… — Douglas Coupland
Salad can get a bad rap. People think of bland and watery iceberg lettuce, but in fact, salads are an art form, from the simplest… — Marcus Samuelsson
Many people are turned off at eating vegetarian because of the misconception that all dishes are just an arrangement of bland vegetables. — Marcus Samuelsson
The difference between a bland tomato and great one is immense, much like the difference between a standard, sliced white bread and a crusty, aromatic… — Yotam Ottolenghi
Tel Aviv is new, built on the sand dunes north of Jaffa in the 1890s, about the same time Miami was founded. The cities bear… — P.J. O'Rourke
You turn on the TV, and you see very bland interviews. Journalists in the United States are very cozy with power, very close to those… — Jorge Ramos
I think that, given a real choice, people would like to hear something interesting, not something bland and right down the middle. — David Sanborn
Mushy food is a form of sensory deprivation. In the same way that a dark, silent room will eventually drive you to hallucinate, the mind… — Mary Roach
I get super bored playing bland, normal girls. — Drea De Matteo
I liked the more sophisticated urban style of blues like Ray Charles and B. B. King, Bobby Blue Bland, Lou Rawls; people like that with… — Edgar Winter
Television is the bland leading the bland. — Unknown Author

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