Black Stache Quotes
- If Black Stache laughed, you laughed. If he snarled, you snarled. If he breathed in your direction, you ran for cover. — Dave Barry
- Black Stache had no love for the Queen, no love for women of any sort, except for his ma. He had a real soft spot… — Dave Barry
- That is the Wasp, yes. But it was captured by Black Stache, and he’s coming for this ship now.†“And how do you know that?  — Dave Barry