Bite Me Quotes

44 quotes by 34 authors

My stories run up and bite me on the leg - I respond by writing down everything that goes on during the bite. When I… — Ray Bradbury
I always think before an important shot: What is the worst that can happen on this shot? I can whiff it, shank it, or hit… — Cary Middlecoff
Because of my pride in my Scottish heritage, I used to say things like 'I don't mind buying a round of drinks but I don't… — Rod Stewart
If you are a friend, why do you bite me so hard? If an enemy, why do you fawn on me? — Aesop
Rueful, bittersweet, funny, written with tenderness and bite, Merrill Feitell's stories, like so many classic short stories, are made from the plain and painful stuff… — Michael Chabon
And when pain bites, men bargain. Boys too. We twist and turn, we plead and beg, we offer our tormentors what he wants so that… — Mark Lawrence
"Try another Subtraction sum. Take a bone from a dog: what remains?" [asked the Red Queen] Alice considered. "The bone wouldn't remain, of course, if… — Lewis Carroll
Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me. That's their job. I don't know why that is. They've nearly torn my nose off. I've… — Steve Irwin
Dogs never bite me - just humans. — Marilyn Monroe
I guess this means that our conflict is finally over. Perhaps we should celebrate." â€“ Saint Dane Perhaps you should bite me." Bobby — D. J. MacHale
Perhaps you should bite me", Bobby Pendragon. — D. J. MacHale
Bite me." -Lieutenant Eve Dallas, from any of the In Death books. — Nora Roberts
And thrice do I say to thee...bite me. — Jim Butcher
Okay, I'll wear the Bite Me shirt,[...]It'll be my standard response to anyÂone who tries to hit on me." I giggle. "Someone can come up… — Mari Mancusi
Bite me, Harry Potter. — Meg Cabot
I like the sound of that, crashing Monica's party," he glanced at Michael, then quickly away. "What about you? That break some kind of vampire… — Rachel Caine
Ah, man. (Talon) What? (Wulf) Frigginâ€™ Fabio alert. (Talon) Hey, youâ€™re not too far from the mark either, blondie. (Wulf) Bite me, Viking. (Talon) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Emerson:bite me Whitne:you wish — Meg Cabot
See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!" "Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either! — Rachel Caine
I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me. — Stephenie Meyer

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