Billy Crystal Quotes
- Billy Crystal... I crap bigger than him. — Jack Palance
- People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.' — Robin Williams
- Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. — Steve Martin
- When you make a drama, you spend all day beating a guy to death with a hammer, or what have you. Or, you have to… — Robert De Niro
- Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny. — Harold Ramis
- (About Love)The most important thing in life, and you can't tell whether people have it or not. Surely this is wrong? Surely people who are… — Nick Hornby
- Me, Billy Crystal and John Goodman hang out non-stop, and all we do is silly voices. We hang out in a little closet and do… — Bobby Moynihan
- I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I'm thinking of all these unbelievable comedians… — Bill Burr