Bikini Quotes

106 quotes by 97 authors

On his running for California Governor: It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax. — Arnold Schwarzenegger
How to be bikini body ready in three steps!! 1) Get a bikini. 2) Get a body. 3) Add them. THERE YOU GO! YOU HAVE… — Trisha
A girl puts a little into a bikini but gets a lot out of it. — Vikrant Parsai
Has anyone else ever noticed the Krusty Krab is located in bikini bottom?, that can't be a coincidence, can it? — Brii Ann
Mirror, mirror on the wall ruthless to your victim suiting you becomes my love tied to my reflection hunger takes a hold of me making… — Unknown Author
I'm still traumatized that I'm going to be on a big screen in a white bikini and naked so who knows! — Patricia Clarkson
Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. — Unknown Author
My weight fluctuates, and I accept that, and its my life struggle, but I just wanted to point out that Im normal, and everybody has… — Khloe Kardashian
In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Here with a live report is a midget wearing a… — South Park
Im just starting to get comfortable being in a bikini again. Im excited. Scott told me recently that he could tell my body was changing.… — Kourtney Kardashian
There's nothing slutty about a dental-floss bikini. You don't even think about it. — Sofia Vergara
I would love to be able to swim in the ocean in Malibu. But that is asking for a bikini shot. That's inviting something that… — Mary-Kate Olsen
I always say funny doesnt sag, which seems like a good rule of thumb. People should be more interested in your personality than how you… — Reese Witherspoon
So, I mean I don't know how many of you wear a bikini with an overall jumper, but aria did. With knee high hooker boots. — Lucy Hale
Hot damn there's a woman in the apartment across the street exercising in a bikini! — George Jefferson
Glitter! Glitter is my makeup of choice. Tying into the whole animal theme, I am a diver, and this barracuda tried to eat me once.… — Kesha
I won't ever do lads' mags or those bikini shots. I'm not a model. I am a singer/songwriter so why should I put myself up… — Natasha Bedingfield
I dont like posing in a bikini as there is nothing to hold on to. — Maria Sharapova
Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Brasky tears off my clothes and… — Bill Brasky
For some women showing off their talents means wearing a tight dress or a bikini. — Prince Shawn

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